Week Three.

I seriously get so excited when Monday night comes around.

Lesley & Sean 'kiss' was just plain awkward. I don't know what it was... Sean's hand grazing her bum, almost exposing it to the entire national television because her skirt was so teeny, or the sappy commentaries they both made about each other "being a really good kisser". Puh-lease. Your lips didn't move even a little bit.

Later that evening, as they sat on a couch in the middle of nowhere.... (weird, right?), I laughed out loud when Sean said "You're the only person I want to break records with." Psh, you break the record for the most slobbery kiss each and every time you make out with a new girl.

I have to admit, I laughed when Tierra read 2 names off the date card. I thought it was a funny little joke, am I evil? Because obviously, Tierra is. I laughed when she said "FINALLY, I get to open the date card," along with an eye roll. Your life is so hard.

Amanda's one-on-one time was just weird. Other than the fact that her teeth take up 75% of her face, she was practically planning her wedding to Sean.

Oh, the classic bachelor mistake... never, ever, ever, ever tattle on one of the other girls. It happens in every season, and it always ends badly. Don't these girls ever learn?!?! Kacie B, of all people show know that by now. Although I fully understand that this was all scripted by ABC so that they didn't have to keep paying Kacie to be on the show, I did not appreciate Sean's bratty attitude towards her. He called her a "crazy person," and he was just flat out rude.

On the same note, what was with Kacie's puffy, crying eyes?! I mean, I have my fair share of meltdowns, and I know for a fact that when you cry before you go to sleep, you wake up and your eyes have tripled in size. This is the only logical explanation. You could tell she was drunk, and her voice started to really sound like a chain smoker.

Tierra must cause drama, so she throws herself down the stairs, pretends to be dead, and then magically recovers when Sean comes in to see what's wrong. They then proceed to giggle on a lounge chair, and I have to say, it was rude of Sean to stay so long.

Other than the fact that AshLee wore 6 inch heels to an amusement park, and her dress was the same color as her skin, I thought their date was cute. Props to ABC and Sean for being so caring.

The cocktail party was just a bore. I don't know if the girls realize how pathetic they sound when they're all whining, "UH, she has talked to him twice already, and I haven't even talked to him once! *pouty face*". It reminds me of me and my siblings when we were children.

Taryn went home because she's too old for Sean, and Kristy went home because she threw a temper tantrum after she lost the volleyball match. (Oh, and obviously Kacie, because she's a crazy person.)

I'm excited for Tierra's drama next week. The end.