The Bach. Week 2.

Okay, since when is a helicopter ride the most unheard of thing on the bachelor?! These girls are so dumb. Oh, and I love how there is always... ALWAYS a date that involves some sort of really tall building activity. Free-falling, bun-jee jumping, climbing, etc etc. So original, ABC.

Sarah is milking her non-disability to the maximum. I think everyone is over it. She has a monotone voice and always looks like she's falling asleep.

I also wonder what they do in between the "day-dates" and the "dinner-dates"... Oh wait, they get their make-up reapplied, duh. Also, they stay up so dang late the night before so they probably don't start their dates until like 3pm.

Group dates make me cringe. Congratulations to the model who won the modeling contest. I never saw it coming. She practically peed her pants on camera. I'm surprised they didn't let Kristy massage baby oil into Sean's chiseled abs. That would have been entirely too painful to watch.

Blonde Lesley is my favorite, even if she did have a little bit too much to drink. She's quirky and I think she'll make it at least to the top 4, if not farther.

Tierra has crazy eyes, and when she laughs, it makes me want to vomit.

Bilingual Selma is gorgeous, but she's awkward.

Robyn brought up race, and Sean played it so cool. Good one, ABC, that script was genius.

Yoga Katie's hair needed to calm the heck down. She seemed genuinely not interested in being on the show anymore. She was probably just afraid of what some of the other crazies were going to do to her.

Kacie B's legs are the size of my arms. That is not okay. She has this sort of weird, creepy smile that she throws out there sometimes. I'm glad she got the rose, mainly because it just added fuel to the fire that is growing inside of Tierra.

Drunk Daniella bugs me. Can these girls please just be a little bit more classy, for crying out loud!?

Vegan Catherine is funny, but she looks like she's twelve years old.

Desiree is my pick. She seems like the most normal one, and I love how she laughed when the fake artwork got broken. I would have started crying, probably. Chris Harrison was getting WAAAAY too into that prank, though.

Ahhhh, the cocktail party. Amanda is obviously on her period, and shops at Forever 21. Oh, and her teeth are huge. That about sums it up.

This season is already too good. I'm betting that next week, Tierra falls down the stairs and then blames one of the other girls.