Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Monday is my favorite day.

Can we all please take a moment to soak up the absurdity of The Bachelor? I mean, people. This show is the greatest. For the next 10 weeks, if anyone tries to contact me on Monday nights between 7:00 and 9:00 PM, they can be sure that they won't reach me. Okay, I'm a little bit dramatic, no? no. I'm not.

First of all, which one is named Ashley? ummmm, that one, that one, that one, that one, aaaaand that one.

Racial diversity on The Bachelor? What?!

Props to ABC for bring Arie back... I wonder how much they paid him. It was almost painful to watch him try and explain his kissing secrets to Sean. I was just waiting for them to start practicing with each other.

50 Shades of Crazy... enough said.

Wedding dress girl.... I forget her name. I think it's safe to guess Ashley? That seems to be a common theme. (okay, I just looked it up. her name is Lindsey.) Hey, why don't you drink some more? I'm happy he kept her. From the looks of the previews, she goes far.

KACIE B!!!! yay. favorite from Ben's season, but she always has the same 3 facial expressions.

I love how they change the rules and all of the girls are like "WHHHHAAAAT??!?! CAN HE DO THAT, LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!". It's like.... I would bet 50 cents that you have seen every episode of the bachelor, and know that they never have a season without changing the rules. so dumb.

Back hand stand girl was entertaining. She almost broke her neck on national television, AND her bra was showing. Double trouble.

Throughout the entire episode, I was saying "He's gonna send her home because she's different."

The preview for this season has me completely hooked, not that I wouldn't have been without it. I cannot wait for next week.

Happy Monday, but it's really Wednesday.

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