hello, readers.
it's time for you to read all about what I did from Tuesday through Saturday.
TUESDAY
I woke up too early to go to work at 8:00am.
I left Cedar City at 9:00amish
and we drove home. and I love road trips.
THEN I WAS HOME. action shot of my mommy coming to greet me :)
I blurred out the house number, so people can't stalk my house.
when I got home, though, there was nothing to do because my best friend was still in school. so I cuddled with Gracie for an hour :)
she was not cooperating. I kept telling her to look cute, but she kinda looks like she wants to die.
then, I did laundry :)
she's so cute.
THEN MELANIE CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL :)
so we took Gracie on a ride :)
heh <3
(dirty window)
then we went to animal ark.
I almost passed out.
here's why:
LOOK AT THAT :[
cutest thing I've ever seen.
I had the employees convinced I was clinically insane.
when the night came, we hung out with my best cousin Morgan :]
we went planking.
around town.
drinking fountain plank.
elevator plank.
illegal ice cold water fountain plank.
p.s. they almost lost their feet in this adventure.
wall plank.
then it got cold.
so we went home.
WEDNESDAY
went to a potluck lunch partay at my old work place.
gourmet popcorn.
as much as I hated working there,
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN MY NEW JOB.
I miss that place.
but mostly I miss stuffing my face with popcorn.
and making fun of stupid customers.
then I went bowling with my
BFF Victoria :]
and her broth.
it was such a fun time.
I almost won.
but I lost.
by 12 points.
I only got one gutter ball, which is AMAZING of me,
considering I always use bumpers when I bowl.
action shot.
then we were sneaky and had to come up with some excuses to get us out of something, and everything went well until we felt guilty. so we told the truth.
then I had a sleepover with my sister Lindsay <3
THURSDAY
it was Thanksgiving Day.
I watched the parade, as always.
then I did stuff...
called raking leaves.
the best part was that I was still in my pajamas, which consisted of red shorts and a teal t-shirt.
then I put on pink and grey striped knee-high socks.
and a peacoat. and tie-dye crocs.
it was such a cute outfit.
I thought we were only raking leaves in the backyard..............
then
we ate at 3.
which means 4.
it was delicious.
great thanksgiving.
Mel's food baby.
thanksgiving night,
we went to get a redbox movie(s).
then me and Morgan thought it would be a fun time to sneak the car keys and make a trip to Walmart "real quick".
HA. no.
here is the story of Walmart:
I wanted ice cream.
BEN AND JERRY'S ice cream.
when we got there, the place was crazy busy.
we were like "oh yeah, black friday, great."
I went to the ice cream isle and my heart sank.
there was a line of people and yellow tape everywhere.
so I started slowly lifting up the tape, waiting for someone to tell me no, and sure enough, a short little creepy man came up RIGHT INTO MY PERSONAL SPACE
(seriously, I couldn't even be subtle about inching away from him)
and he said,
"you can't go down that isle."
I was like, "WHAT?"
and he's like, "no shopping."
and I was like, "oh, I just want ice cream."
and he said, "no."
so Morgan was trying to calm me down and told me to just get the ice cream that was in the end-of-the-isle freezer.
you know, the crappy kind?
I was like, "I want Ben & Jerry's. I came for Ben & Jerry's and I INTEND to leave the store with it."
so this is what I did:
I stood in front of the people lined up and said,
"excuse me? umm, can anybody fetch me a pint of Ben & Jerry's?"
a good samaritan said, "yeah, what kind?"
"cake batter."
when I had it in my hands, I started to walk away, and the creepy man said "that's one way of doing it."
then proceeded to explain to me WHY he wouldn't let me cross, all the while inching closer and closer to my face.
it was so weird.
the end.
oh, wait, that was only the ice cream.
Morgan wanted chips.
so we went to the chip isle.
there was nobody even in the isle, but a woman was blocking it.
and she would not let us get chips.
she wouldn't let us shop at all.
so I said, "uhh, can you get it for us?"
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "umm... I don't know, maybe."
just standing there looking at the chips on the shelf.
nobody in the isle.
no line, no nothing.
it was crazy.
but then she got them for us.
then Morgan decided she wanted something else, that little rascal.
then the girl at the checkout was scanning our items faster than the speed of light.
but there was nobody behind us.
haha.
so I got my precious ice cream.
the end.
of the Walmart story.
people, don't be afraid to break a social norm.
it's fun.
when we got back, we watched
and then
then I fell asleep.
FRIDAY
I went shopping.
it was pretty uneventful.
then I watched
with my dad.
it was so good.
I love it, actually.
I want to watch it again.
SATURDAY
I slept slept slept.
and then tried to do my stupid english essay.
nothing came out of my brain.
so I started decorating my house for christmas.
and me and Mel gave Gracie a bath because her hair got greasy.
she hates baths.
I'm surprised she didn't claw my face off in my sleep.
I am dead. she's so cute.
then went shopping again, at target, my favorite store.
I got most of my christmas shopping done.
plus, a little something for myself called
FANTASTIC MR. FOX
for only $3.99 :]
I wrapped it and put it under the tree for myself.
holler.
then I got stress in my life because of my essay.
so I worked on it for 2 hours.
and then finished decorating the tree.
I love it.
SUNDAY
church <3
wrapping presents
blogging
we're eating dinner at 5
and I'm leaving at 6 :( :( :(
no, I don't want to go back.
okay, bye.
this post is extremely long.
p.s. quotes from t-break:
"he has a child? is it legitimate? does he have a mother? is she in the picture?"
"I love you so much." "WHICH ONE?!?!"
"I made her clean the bird poop off of my car."
"whenever I beat her up, she laughs. and mom yells."
"Where are you getting these?! your own human brain?"
"you MEMORIZE your socks?!?!?!?!?!"
<3 I love my family.
I love the holidayzz.